fucked up and bullshit - day 19

it is fucked up and bullshit when you have to wait to play your next hole of golf because two groups ahead of you decide to sit their fat asses down on a bench in front of the tee and wait 10 minutes before teeing off, thus causing everyone behind them annoying golf delays.

fucked up and bullshit - day 18

it is fucked up and bullshit when these forest hills pigeons decide to thank me for letting them sleep on my terrace with a nice pile of shit on my bike and my window sill.

fucked up and bullshit - day 17

it is fucked up and bullshit when your mother fucking parents interfere with every god damn mother fucking intricate aspect of your wedding.

fucked up and bullshit - day 16

it's fucked up and bullshit that those stickers on new dvd's are impossible to get off.

fucked up and bullshit - day 15

it is fucked up and bullshit that the youporn site on my itouch is now limited to digusting, ugly bitches or else i have to sign up for the site.

fucked up and bullshit - day 14

it is fucked up and bullshit when i win my friend's fantasy football playoffs pool for $280 and it is now march fuckin 9th (niiiiinth) and the kid still hasn't paid me. it is excuse after excuse - oh, i sent it from the office so they sort out personal mail vs business mail.....oh, i don't have any envelopes so i have to go to the store to buy one...enough is enough. we' re not talking $20 and he'll pay me when i see him or i can bronx tale his ass and wipe him out of my life for chump change. i want my $280 NOW!!!

fucked up and bullshit - day 13

it is fucked up and bullshit that i lent my friend a tim sandlin book, "sex and sunsets", over 4 years ago and it still hasn't been returned.

fucked up and bullshit - day 12

it is fucked up and bullshit when certain followers of this post thinks it is fucked up and bullshit that i say fucked up and bullshit too much.

fucked up and bullshit - day 11

it's fucked up and bullshit that i weigh 145-150 lbs and have high cholesterol.

fucked up and bullshit - day 10

it is fucked up and bullshit when:

- your fiance teases you with sex and then says she's too tired
- mets management doesn't realize the potential the team can have with manny ramirez for 2 years
- giants management doesn't realize all that amani toomer has done for their franchise and would let one of the most consistent slot receivers of this decade just walk away
- i forget to blog
- i don't wipe well enough
- when people on the left side of the escalator don't walk up

fucked up and bullshit - day 9

when i'm in the men's locker room at the gym, i want to get in, change into my gym clothes, and get out. when i'm done, i want to get in, change back into my work clothes (i go at lunch), and get out. i don't want to be surrounded by numerous naked men with their legs up on the benches like a captain morgan commercial talking about stocks with eachother while i'm putting on my fucking boxers. get in, get out. this is not a bar.

it is fucked up and bullshit that people like myself have to be subjected to visuals of overweight men with massive back hair who can't tuck in their gym towel into their sides when they get out of the shower who take 15 minutes to put on their street clothes. it's the worst when their locker is right next to mine.

does this make me homophobic? i don't think so. i just don't need to see naked men during my day - or during my life (besides in porn).

since i've been away, i'll add another thing that's fucked up and bullshit. the giants pitiful display this past sunday vs the eagles. it is fucked up and bullshit that new york can't take care of philadelphia in baseball and football this year. what the fuck is in philadelphia that is any good besides rocky balboa (and he isn't even real) anyway? i am disappointed in the giants offense -- it is fucked up and bullshit that it is too predictable (eli cannot throw in the meadowlands wind), and i am disappointed that mcnabb could have taken a 5 hour nap an then still had time to throw to his choice of receiver. the philly o-line was unbelievable. that i am saying that is fucked up and bullshit.

fucked up and bullshit - day 8

I'm not a big college football fan, but I know fucked upness and bullshit when I see it. Utah went undefeated, 13-0, this year, and because they're not in a big conference, and their competition isn't always that of Florida, Texas, Alabama, or Oklahoma State (though they did beat 4 ranked teams this year), they don't get a shot at the championship.

A record is a record, and the BCS system is fucked up and bullshit.

I'm a fan of Rick Reilly (who is not fucked up and bullshit). Happy reading:

http://sports.espn.go.com/espnmag/story?id=3815656

fucked up and bullshit - day 7

people at work don't know how to either flush a toilet correctly or spray air freshener after their poops. enough already!

fucked up and bullshit - day 6

You know the opening scene in Office Space where Peter is sitting in traffic going to work and each lane he thinks will go fast ends up going slow once he chooses it (and the old man with a walker ends up going faster than him)? That's my luck with this fucking E train.

On my way home from work tonight, I wait about 6 minutes for a train to arrive, only to see that it's the V (local) train. The operator , verbatim, "advises to use this train as the E train is delayed. Transfer to the E at another station..".

So I get to the station where I can transfer to an E, decide not to transfer because the E isn't on the platform, and I'm reading my book and have a seat and all, and lo and behold the V starts moving at a snail's pace. 4 -- FOUR -- fucking E (or F, which is also express) trains go by before I'm even 3 stops from my destination. I must have read the same paragraph 6 times.

I'll try very hard to make this a common theme, but the E train is fucked up and bullshit.

fucked up and bullshit - day 5

when i go to dunkin donuts and ask for milk in my coffee, then take my first sip when i'm back at work only to discover the idiot put in cream instead.

fucked up and bullshit - day 4 (post 2)

i just realized that rabbit is my friend's girlfriend.

it is fucked up and bullshit that i didn't click on her profile before posting what is fucked up and bullshit.

fucked up and bullshit - day 4

who the fuck is this guy rabbit following my posts? (see day 3 comments.) for the record, rabbit, i posted day 3 on january 2nd, but bc google seems to only recognize pst only, it appeared to be an extra day of slacking. i only slacked off on january 3rd. it is now 12:47am on january 4th, and it is fucked up and bullshit that my vacation is almost over and it is fucked up and bullshit that rabbit doesn't appreciate me anymore.

fucked up and bullshit - Day 3

i start a blog, then my friend mitch one ups me with a much more detailed and wordy one.

fucked up and bullshit - Day 2

the mets 2008 bullpen.

and when there's no orange juice in the fridge.