fucked up and bullshit - day 19

it is fucked up and bullshit when you have to wait to play your next hole of golf because two groups ahead of you decide to sit their fat asses down on a bench in front of the tee and wait 10 minutes before teeing off, thus causing everyone behind them annoying golf delays.

fucked up and bullshit - day 18

it is fucked up and bullshit when these forest hills pigeons decide to thank me for letting them sleep on my terrace with a nice pile of shit on my bike and my window sill.

fucked up and bullshit - day 17

it is fucked up and bullshit when your mother fucking parents interfere with every god damn mother fucking intricate aspect of your wedding.

fucked up and bullshit - day 16

it's fucked up and bullshit that those stickers on new dvd's are impossible to get off.

fucked up and bullshit - day 15

it is fucked up and bullshit that the youporn site on my itouch is now limited to digusting, ugly bitches or else i have to sign up for the site.

fucked up and bullshit - day 14

it is fucked up and bullshit when i win my friend's fantasy football playoffs pool for $280 and it is now march fuckin 9th (niiiiinth) and the kid still hasn't paid me. it is excuse after excuse - oh, i sent it from the office so they sort out personal mail vs business mail.....oh, i don't have any envelopes so i have to go to the store to buy one...enough is enough. we' re not talking $20 and he'll pay me when i see him or i can bronx tale his ass and wipe him out of my life for chump change. i want my $280 NOW!!!

fucked up and bullshit - day 13

it is fucked up and bullshit that i lent my friend a tim sandlin book, "sex and sunsets", over 4 years ago and it still hasn't been returned.